AGSC Vs BLACKHEATH RFC (A)

Charlton Park, London

6th April 2007





Won 19 - 60
Team: T.Lark, J.Holding-Parsons, H.Froud, M.Templeman, C.Price, R.Wynn, A.Holding-Parsons, J.Holt
R.Child, M.Green, R.Parker, W.Carew-Gibbs(c), F.Lee, H.Stanford-Tuck

Match Report via text messages form Luke Clark
 
Froudy is changing his shorts one minute before kick off. Hockey shorts removed. He said of the replacements "been a while since I've worn any this  tight".
 
A lot of the younger Growers have Guy Ritchie esque cockney accents. Heard my first shout of 'big game boys'. Its 13 v 12.
 
TRY! Interception for Froudy and lovely tumble over the line. First split appears in the shorts. Blackheath player is heard to say we don't like rucking. Ooer.
 
TRY! Tuck accelerating like he was his sister with Aitken behind her. Kicking is like at the Rosslyn game but worse. Up to 14 v 13 now. This game is dire.
 
TRY! Lark under the posts. Gibbsy misses the conv. The kicking is worse than in my 2 seasons for Wincanton FC 3rds (P20 W0 L20). End of first quarter.
 
TRY! Lark. If I block my ears it sounds like they're saying well done Clarky. Try for Blackheath. Thats next seasons fixture sorted then. TRY! Gibbsy.
 
Another for Blackheath. Man of the first half is the ref. His decision to only notice half the knock ons is all thats holding this game together. TRY! Green.
 
TRY! Tempsey. Started by Froudy from the Growers line. Froudy tells Gibbsy "I'm going to cum round your back". TRY! Showboating dummy from Price (straight one).
 
Try for Balckheath. No one knows the score as I refuse to check more outbox. TRY! Tempsey. More histrionics from Mourinho Green. TRY! Froud. Best one yet.